Speed Turtle

from by JoosTVD



Funny breaks, funny harmonies. Topic: Wake up call. True story. Policeman stopped my car at 4 a.m., because I was driving....too slow, like a turtle. I was listening out loud to the latest mastering of these songs and I guess I forgot to drive fast! Ouch!


You're moving like a speed turtle
Running around the block
Why you're moving like a speed turtle
Pacing around the clock

A policeman said: "stop"
You show your funny eyebrows
"Stop you're speeding up'
But I won't listen to a cop

I don't want to stick to the speed limit


from Sagitario [2017], released April 13, 2017
JoosTVD: guitars, bass, keyboards, percussion, vocals



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JoosTVD Utrecht, Netherlands

Joost The Vanished Dutchman is, as you might have guessed, from The Netherlands. You cannot pronounce his name easily: Juiced? Well it's an anti- artist name lads and gents! He's a musician first. He started out as a drummer before turning his hand to writing.Tom Robinson played Bomb Won't Go Off (Fresh Fave) and Stupid Songs on his BBC6 Shows. Regularly played on Croydon radio (London) ... more

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