Sagitario [2017]

by JoosTVD

supported by
/
1.
2.
02:32
3.
4.
02:41
5.
03:05
6.
7.
03:32
8.
02:59
9.
10.
11.
04:03
12.
04:45

about

Zodiac freaks anywhere? Not necessary. Take Sagittarius, a word often used during those late flowery hipster sixties in a pretentious way. Wel in spanish it just sounds much cooler (saGITARio)! This 13th digital release has got all the flavours and temperament you can expect from the vanished sagittarius. He shoots 12 different and confident aimed arrows and it hurts so good! Read the lyrics. Laugh, cry, sing! Just blame him for the fun! In an upbeat way he'll seduces your body and mind. He may be painted (cover), there's no painted smile to be found up here.

credits

released April 13, 2017

JoosTVD: songwriting (lyrics & music), playing (guitars, keyboards, basses, percussion, vocals), recording, arranging, mixing, mastering

tags

license

all rights reserved

about

JoosTVD Utrecht, Netherlands

Joost The Vanished Dutchman is, as you might have guessed, from The Netherlands. You cannot pronounce his name easily: Juiced? Well it's an anti- artist name lads and gents! He's a musician first. He started out as a drummer before turning his hand to writing.Tom Robinson played Bomb Won't Go Off (Fresh Fave) and Stupid Songs on his BBC6 Shows. Regularly played on Croydon radio (London) ... more

contact / help

Contact JoosTVD

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Track Name: Private Scene
I just came home from the dentist
He drilled so many holes in my teeth
I couldn't talk to anyone I couldn't stand the heat
So I went to the only room for some well deserved privacy

I go to the toilet that's my only scene
I go to the toilet you can keep me under lock and key
So if you have a problem don't come to me
Just go to the toilet for your selfreflecting needs

Despite bad weather important matters and public inquiries
In the end we all have to wipe our asses and clean up our filfthy deeds

Oehoe I've got a premonition
Coming up

So if you want a riot go to the toilet
You can be a pilot with a private seat

Tou can talk to anyone but there's no guarantee
The toilet is the only healer for your maladies

Oehoe I've got a premonition
Coming up

O my god....I forgot something
....mmm toilet paper
Track Name: Happy Pills
So you've finally found a corner
Where the funky moon is shining bright
The happy pill is inside
Sometimes you need the wrong thing to feel allright

Suddenly you feel a hand upon your shoulder
A voice said: "I need a fix my friend"
Here's a happy pill again

Sometimes it's allright to do the wrong thing
Put the nasty bits under the rug and sing
Nanananananah

We're all so very happy with a happy pill

Sometimes when you wake up in the morning
The mirror shows a beggar not a king
What happy pills can bring

Sometimes it takes all night to slipp them in
wowowowowowow
Put the nasty bits under the rug and sing
Nanananananah

We're all so very happy with a happy pill
Track Name: Chameleon Girlfriend
You can fake the feeling just like that
Respond to reason good or bad
She sneaks among us and deceives us all
Your chameleon girlfriend she's having a ball

See her best impression it's now in session
Her social skills can reach enormous heights
Her kaleidiscopic magic swings
She is madly trying to fit in with your life

So now you try something else to survive
You go easy on the mirror and your life
There's no need to impress yourself
Chameleon people can change their colours
And do that very well

Chameleon people they get along
They try to gain approval but they don't belong
They pay attention to the social cues
They have many faces which one to choose

How she moves so seamlessly between extremes
She always appears to be allright
She is so attuned to what you need
But what will of that social butterfly

So now you try something else to survive
You go easy on the mirror and your life
There's no need to impress yourself
Chameleon people can change their colours
And do that very well
Track Name: Speed Turtle
You're moving like a speed turtle
Running around the block
Why you're moving like a speed turtle
Pacing around the clock

A policeman said: "stop"
You show your funny eyebrows
"Stop you're speeding up'
But I won't listen to a cop

I don't want to stick to the speed limit
Quick!
Track Name: Blink
See that man upon the hill
His teeth are flashing with a grin
He's just showing you his high gate
Just to proove you never get in

He meets his friends from the valley
That silly silly valley
Only silicon eyes will stare at you without a blink

Life's been good life's too easy
Hollywood cheesy

You live on that hill
While the city is burning
You live on that hill
Some kind of silicon yearning

They are burning up the signs
A convenient movie in your mind
You're showing off proving you're one of a kind

Meet my friend from the valley
You can recognise them from the telly

Life's so good Life's so nice
Hollywood cheesy
Life's so good with those silicon eyes
BLINK!
Track Name: Roll Into A Ball
Isn't it time for some self-reflection?
You're loved by the milliojns
Still you feel rejection (why is that?)
You've got yourself a friend and you don't even know it
You live nearby but you can't even show it (how is that?)
You fall off a stage now your legs are broken
Roll out a carpet do the kareoke (kareoke!)

Those crowds get bigger let's get out of here
You roll into a ball and you dissapear
Just roll with the ball and you'll find your way back home

You fire up that barbie well it just feeld great (that's right)
Ken is in the garden there's no time to waste
You've got youreself a fan and you don't even know it
she lives nearby but she can't really show it (good god)

Those crowds get bigger let's get out of here
You roll into a ball and you dissapear
Coeme on you don't think I'll wait till my time will come
Just roll with the ball and you'll find your way back home
Track Name: Convenient
here you are at your favourite spot again
At a place they call convenience is your friend
In a lap of luxury just as before
We can't ignore that's for sure

I convince myself there's nothing new
Just a passing phase but that's all about to change

You don't want to feel that longing anymore
You just want to feel convenient as before

convenient is the safest place on earth
Comfort too predictable a word
You're longing for excitement just like before
We can't ignore that's for sure

You convince yourself everything is cool
Nothing can go wrong but that's all about to change
Track Name: Surprise!
Open up your eyes
You're in for a big surprise
it will drive you crazy
I'm not talking about a toy
Not a birthday present boy
Not something to make you lazy

So what is it?
Let's say I want to pay tribute to the saddest clown of the universe
Let me shaake your wealthy hand
Congratulations

The thing is just this thing
That it isn't just a thing
It is your hairdo
That sneaky freaky wiki leaking hacking
Will reveal the real you

So what do you want to say?
I just wajnt to write a big fat check to my humble friend
Who is it?
Ah look in the mirror Donny
Congratulations
Track Name: Blame Me For The Fun
Got other fish I gotta fry
Than to look at you you funny guy
You can't resist to tantalize
Life's just a slapstick
when you've got nothing to hide

Don't blame me for looking deadpan
Or proudly toying with a gun
Don't blame for practising voodoo
Just blame me for the fun
Sorry honey just kidding I've got to run

You're putting me on
You're pulling my leg
You won the lottery
Now you want to give it back
Those winning numbers just gave you a heart attack
it hits you like a meteor
that can stop you in your tracks

you can blame me for looking deadpan
Or proudly toying with a gun
You can blame for practising voodoo
But most of all
Just blame me for the fun
Sorry honey Don't mention it
Just kidding
Track Name: Now We Are Talking
Slip slide slip slide
talking about a crisis called the midlife

It's how you do it
There's nothing to it
When you finally got to prove it
Just make it easy on yourself
There's nothing to it

Now we are talking
Quits again

Slip slide slip slide
walking in a circus with your ex-wife

It's how you place it
when you face it
we agree to disagree
there's nothing to it
Life's not a picnic
In the end we have to choose it

Now we are talking
Quits again

Slip slide

It's how you do it
There's nothing to it
When you finally got to prove it
Just make it easy on yourself
That's how you do it
Track Name: Itch
You better tell me something to make me feel better
You better tell me something to make me feel good
You better tell me something funny
I love you honey
For the money
You always treat me like a fool
You've got nothing better to do
than singing singing the blues

You've been waiting such a long time
You probably say it won't mind

when you finally meet that somebody
It could really change your life

Let me tell you something to make you feel better
Can I tell you something to make you feel good?
Let me tell you something funny
I love you honey
For the money
Won't treat you like a fool

You've got nothing better to do
than singing singing the blues

You've been waiting such a long time
You probably say it won't mind

I can't wait much longer I can't wait

when you finally meet that somebody
It could really change your life