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Sagitario [2017]

by JoosTVD

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1.
Private Scene 03:00
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I just came home from the dentist He drilled so many holes in my teeth I couldn't talk to anyone I couldn't stand the heat So I went to the only room for some well deserved privacy I go to the toilet that's my only scene I go to the toilet you can keep me under lock and key So if you have a problem don't come to me Just go to the toilet for your selfreflecting needs Despite bad weather important matters and public inquiries In the end we all have to wipe our asses and clean up our filfthy deeds Oehoe I've got a premonition Coming up So if you want a riot go to the toilet You can be a pilot with a private seat Tou can talk to anyone but there's no guarantee The toilet is the only healer for your maladies Oehoe I've got a premonition Coming up O my god....I forgot something ....mmm toilet paper
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Happy Pills 02:32
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So you've finally found a corner Where the funky moon is shining bright The happy pill is inside Sometimes you need the wrong thing to feel allright Suddenly you feel a hand upon your shoulder A voice said: "I need a fix my friend" Here's a happy pill again Sometimes it's allright to do the wrong thing Put the nasty bits under the rug and sing Nanananananah We're all so very happy with a happy pill Sometimes when you wake up in the morning The mirror shows a beggar not a king What happy pills can bring Sometimes it takes all night to slipp them in wowowowowowow Put the nasty bits under the rug and sing Nanananananah We're all so very happy with a happy pill
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Chameleon Girlfriend 03:04
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You can fake the feeling just like that Respond to reason good or bad She sneaks among us and deceives us all Your chameleon girlfriend she's having a ball See her best impression it's now in session Her social skills can reach enormous heights Her kaleidiscopic magic swings She is madly trying to fit in with your life So now you try something else to survive You go easy on the mirror and your life There's no need to impress yourself Chameleon people can change their colours And do that very well Chameleon people they get along They try to gain approval but they don't belong They pay attention to the social cues They have many faces which one to choose How she moves so seamlessly between extremes She always appears to be allright She is so attuned to what you need But what will of that social butterfly So now you try something else to survive You go easy on the mirror and your life There's no need to impress yourself Chameleon people can change their colours And do that very well
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Speed Turtle 02:41
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You're moving like a speed turtle Running around the block Why you're moving like a speed turtle Pacing around the clock A policeman said: "stop" You show your funny eyebrows "Stop you're speeding up' But I won't listen to a cop I don't want to stick to the speed limit Quick!
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Blink 03:05
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See that man upon the hill His teeth are flashing with a grin He's just showing you his high gate Just to proove you never get in He meets his friends from the valley That silly silly valley Only silicon eyes will stare at you without a blink Life's been good life's too easy Hollywood cheesy You live on that hill While the city is burning You live on that hill Some kind of silicon yearning They are burning up the signs A convenient movie in your mind You're showing off proving you're one of a kind Meet my friend from the valley You can recognise them from the telly Life's so good Life's so nice Hollywood cheesy Life's so good with those silicon eyes BLINK!
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Roll Into A Ball 03:28
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Isn't it time for some self-reflection? You're loved by the milliojns Still you feel rejection (why is that?) You've got yourself a friend and you don't even know it You live nearby but you can't even show it (how is that?) You fall off a stage now your legs are broken Roll out a carpet do the kareoke (kareoke!) Those crowds get bigger let's get out of here You roll into a ball and you dissapear Just roll with the ball and you'll find your way back home You fire up that barbie well it just feeld great (that's right) Ken is in the garden there's no time to waste You've got youreself a fan and you don't even know it she lives nearby but she can't really show it (good god) Those crowds get bigger let's get out of here You roll into a ball and you dissapear Coeme on you don't think I'll wait till my time will come Just roll with the ball and you'll find your way back home
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Convenient 03:32
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here you are at your favourite spot again At a place they call convenience is your friend In a lap of luxury just as before We can't ignore that's for sure I convince myself there's nothing new Just a passing phase but that's all about to change You don't want to feel that longing anymore You just want to feel convenient as before convenient is the safest place on earth Comfort too predictable a word You're longing for excitement just like before We can't ignore that's for sure You convince yourself everything is cool Nothing can go wrong but that's all about to change
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Surprise! 02:59
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Open up your eyes You're in for a big surprise it will drive you crazy I'm not talking about a toy Not a birthday present boy Not something to make you lazy So what is it? Let's say I want to pay tribute to the saddest clown of the universe Let me shaake your wealthy hand Congratulations The thing is just this thing That it isn't just a thing It is your hairdo That sneaky freaky wiki leaking hacking Will reveal the real you So what do you want to say? I just wajnt to write a big fat check to my humble friend Who is it? Ah look in the mirror Donny Congratulations
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Blame Me For The Fun 02:10
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Got other fish I gotta fry Than to look at you you funny guy You can't resist to tantalize Life's just a slapstick when you've got nothing to hide Don't blame me for looking deadpan Or proudly toying with a gun Don't blame for practising voodoo Just blame me for the fun Sorry honey just kidding I've got to run You're putting me on You're pulling my leg You won the lottery Now you want to give it back Those winning numbers just gave you a heart attack it hits you like a meteor that can stop you in your tracks you can blame me for looking deadpan Or proudly toying with a gun You can blame for practising voodoo But most of all Just blame me for the fun Sorry honey Don't mention it Just kidding
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Now We Are Talking 02:24
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Slip slide slip slide talking about a crisis called the midlife It's how you do it There's nothing to it When you finally got to prove it Just make it easy on yourself There's nothing to it Now we are talking Quits again Slip slide slip slide walking in a circus with your ex-wife It's how you place it when you face it we agree to disagree there's nothing to it Life's not a picnic In the end we have to choose it Now we are talking Quits again Slip slide It's how you do it There's nothing to it When you finally got to prove it Just make it easy on yourself That's how you do it
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Itch 04:03
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You better tell me something to make me feel better You better tell me something to make me feel good You better tell me something funny I love you honey For the money You always treat me like a fool You've got nothing better to do than singing singing the blues You've been waiting such a long time You probably say it won't mind when you finally meet that somebody It could really change your life Let me tell you something to make you feel better Can I tell you something to make you feel good? Let me tell you something funny I love you honey For the money Won't treat you like a fool You've got nothing better to do than singing singing the blues You've been waiting such a long time You probably say it won't mind I can't wait much longer I can't wait when you finally meet that somebody It could really change your life
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Sagitario 04:45
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Zodiac freaks anywhere? Not necessary. Take Sagittarius, a word often used during those late flowery hipster sixties in a pretentious way. Wel in spanish it just sounds much cooler (saGITARio)! This 13th digital release has got all the flavours and temperament you can expect from the vanished sagittarius. He shoots 12 different and confident aimed arrows and it hurts so good! Read the lyrics. Laugh, cry, sing! Just blame him for the fun! In an upbeat way he'll seduces your body and mind. He may be painted (cover), there's no painted smile to be found up here.

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released April 13, 2017

JoosTVD: songwriting (lyrics & music), playing (guitars, keyboards, basses, percussion, vocals), recording, arranging, mixing, mastering

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JoosTVD Utrecht, Netherlands

You cannot pronounce his name easily: Juiced? Well it's an anti- artist name lads and gents! He's a musician first, writing, recording, playing and spreading it digital, it's a flat earth anyway! Tom Robinson played Bomb Won't Go Off (Fresh Fave) , Stupid Songs and Chalky on his BBC6 Shows. For an updated discograpy, see spotify! ... more

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